September72014
12AM

Straight White Boy Problem #462

lemonlade:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

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12AM

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12AM

nursejpg:

hey lil star. i know u can get very lonely out here in this big universe, but it’s okay. just look around u. u r part of constellations and galaxies and u r shining so bright. please keep shining u look so beautiful.

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12AM

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12AM

littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

(Source: sexhaver, via redwid0w)

September62014
blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

(via sophisticatedfangirl)

7PM

stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

(via jarpad)

7PM
literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

(via sophisticatedfangirl)

7PM
7PM

timestoodstrong:

bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

Damn someone finally said it

(via redwid0w)

7PM

boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

(Source: swallowthesound, via sophisticatedfangirl)

7PM
  • me in 2010: i am straight but i support the community! i love gay people!
  • me in 2014: gay
June142014
3PM

clannyphantom:

borisvolgin:

clannyphantom:

clannyphantom:

we’re having tacos tonight

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why did this get 70 notes

theyre happy for you

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